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Autopsy Cross Examination, Legal Jokes, Malpractice Humor

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Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.

Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.

Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began he autopsy?
Witness: No.

Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Attorney: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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