[1mg.epi]

Artery: The study of fine paintings.
Barium: What to do when C.P.R. fails.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Caesarean section: A district in Rome
Colic: A sheep dog.
Congenital: Friendly.
Dilate: Live long.
Fester: Quicker.
GI series: Baseball games between teams of soldiers.
Hangnail: A coat hook.
Medical staff: A doctor cane.
Minor operation: Coal digging.
Morbid: A higher offer.
Nitrate: Lower than the day rate.
Node: Was aware of.
Organic: Church musician.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Postoperative: A letter carrier.
Protein: In favor of young people.
Secretion: Hiding anything.
Serology: A study of English knighthood.
Tablet: A small table.
Tumor: An extra pair.
Urine: Opposite of your out
Varicose veins: Veins that are close together.

[Aaron C.]

very nice! A couple of those made me laugh out loud...

[CCHADWI]

Pretty good. I've met people that think this way. haha