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05-08-2004, 11:12 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Sherwood, Arkansas
Posts: 351
| Arkansas medical dictionary Artery: The study of fine paintings. Barium: What to do when C.P.R. fails. Benign: What you be after you be eight. Caesarean section: A district in Rome Colic: A sheep dog. Congenital: Friendly. Dilate: Live long. Fester: Quicker. GI series: Baseball games between teams of soldiers. Hangnail: A coat hook. Medical staff: A doctor cane. Minor operation: Coal digging. Morbid: A higher offer. Nitrate: Lower than the day rate. Node: Was aware of. Organic: Church musician. Outpatient: A person who has fainted. Postoperative: A letter carrier. Protein: In favor of young people. Secretion: Hiding anything. Serology: A study of English knighthood. Tablet: A small table. Tumor: An extra pair. Urine: Opposite of your out Varicose veins: Veins that are close together. |
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05-10-2004, 05:56 AM
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| Admin aka Shortbus  Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edmond
Posts: 8,173
   | Re: Arkansas medical dictionary very nice! A couple of those made me laugh out loud... |
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05-11-2004, 07:28 AM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Enid, OK, USA
Posts: 188
| Re: Arkansas medical dictionary Pretty good. I've met people that think this way. haha |
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