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Anyone Need A Doctor? Medical Jokes, First Aid Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/new/
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It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection.

Traffic quickly piled up in all directions while a woman rushed to help him.

When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, "It's all right honey, I've had a course in first aid."

The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration.

At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said,

"When you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm already here."

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More Medical Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical

Top Ten Signs You Need A New Doctor, Medical Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"- He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk." Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/need
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Taking As Directed, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/directed
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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/carols
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Too Late, Doctors Jokes, Gallows Humor:"The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/late
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The Circumcision, Medical Jokes, Kids Humor:
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Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/play
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Feeling Exhausted, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exhausted
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Getting Even, Nursing Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/getting/
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How Long? Emergency Department Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/how
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Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a check-up."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf
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She Didn't Make It, Medical Jokes, Emergency Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/it
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New Secretary, Doctor's Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Dr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/secretary
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