[Judyd]

A non-conforming swallow decided not to fly south for the winter. He was having such a good time. When the weather got very cold he changed his mind and started flying south. A northener came through and the birds wings got all iced up. He fell in a farmyard and a cow dropped manure all over him. Soon he noticed it was nice and warm and his wings began to thaw out and he shook of the manure and saw a cat who offered to help him out and promptly ate the swallow. The morale of the story is...
Everyone who ****s on you is not necessarily your enemy, and everyone who offers to help is not always your friend.
Have a good day.