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Three old men, ages 60, 70, and 80, were sitting on a park bench talking about thier medecal problems. As most of us men do, they were attempting to out do each other.

The 60 year old started talking about his body functin problems. "Every morning when I wake up I have to pee. But, I stand there and stand there then only a dribble comes out. That will happen about eight times in a row."

The 70 year old said, "Yep, I do that also but, I go 2-3 days without a BM I feel so sick. Have to drink gallons of prune juice. So, here I am can't pee right and full of crap."

The 80 year old said, "Well when you get to my age you don"t have them problems. Every morning at 0600 I will pee like clock work. Then at 0630 I have a great BM."

The 60 and 70 year old said, "What, you don't have any problems?"

The 80 year old said, "Yep, I don't wake up till 0700."